What are the funniest names for sex acts?

[Zeus]

Just been reading this article. Too good not to share.

1. The Moose - While going at it from behind, put your hands to your ears like a bull moose and cherish the feeling of being "king of the forest". The longer you can do this without her noticing, the better.
   
   
2. The Satchmo. - When you're getting your salad tossed, you fart in your partner's mouth so that their cheeks puff out like Louis Armstrong playing the trumpet.
   
   
3. The Goblet of Fire. - Cover your dick in hot sauce, then shove it in her ass.
   
   
4. The spiderman: - Instead of cumming in, on, or around her, cum in your hand. Then, like spiderman would shoot his web, shoot your cum in her face.
   
   
5. The Angry Pirate - Cum in her eye and then stomp on her foot so shes like "Arrr!", covering her eye and hopping around on one foot.

 

[scarlett lee]

Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms


Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.


Arabian Goggles
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.


The Bait N' Tackle
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!


Ballsacking
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.


Beer Dick
This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.


The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.


Brown Bagging It
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.


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