What age is the Oldest Punter? for Fun and Laughs

[HappyPirate]

Yesterday, I had a little Itch. So off I went to visit a W/L at a new location which had my curiosity. Anyway; a lovely Thai lady meet me and we had a really fun time. We had a little chat and banter after the session as all Thai W/L, there is a slight confusion with English, been there second language, I suspect she understood me as asking,” Am I your oldest Punter?” her answer was a “Hoot” to me.
She told me;- Ohhhhh You are not old I have a regular 68 year old guy and a 92 year old Guy;------
I repeat ;--A 92 Year old Guy (What A Pirate) Anyway the response made me smile all the way Home and here I am asking the Question;- How old is the Oldest Punter?

 

[Farm Boy]

And how did she know this punter was using 365+one quarter day ,years,?

 

[Happy2]

92 will probably be pretty hard to beat HP
I do know a family member who visits an "Age appropriate" working lady by the name of Chelsea in North Perth
He was saying she had a overnight booking with a 88yr old
Always complained about the temperature. On top of the bed he was too cold under the blankets he was sweating all over her clean linen
Then he would fall asleep for a 1/2 Hr Wake up cold and she would have to get something to cover him

So that old saying

It now takes me all night to do, what I used to do all night May well be true

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy; - H2 and Farm Boy, Yeah I have to admit, 92 is a great batting age. I have no reason not to believe the story, it made me laugh and smile and gave me great hope for the long term punting future. But saying all that, these old guys are still bating. Hence I have to say this 92 year old is the Sir Donald Bradman, of the punting world and he probably has no idea that he is, LOL, what a Hoot.

 

[Happy2]

Well lets hope he gets those extra 4 runs on the board and retires on 100

 

[colzilla]

I have a regular girl who is 27. She has a few golen oldies for regulars. Got me to promise not to come into places like that when I was 80 odd... It's yuk.

She has another client an English teacher who likes having a big strap on used on him. Likes having wax drip on his balls and having nipple clamps applied.

 

[Contrarian]

In the mid-80s I used to have a great massage with a "happy ending" in Inglewood by an Australian lady. She told me about a pensioner with a walking stick. Once a month, he'd take the train from Bunbury to Perth, get a massage and take the train back home the next day after staying overnight at his sister's place.

 

[Dallas]

My theory is that you don't age while your having sex, this is why some of our young looking w/l's sound so mature - they're actually in their 80's, so I've made it my goal to help them stay young, it's a tough job but somebody's got to do it

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy the secret is;--- drink more Rum, the more Yeeee drink the older Yeeeee become
Cheers lads and Pass the Rum

 

[Thatguy]

well your only as old as the woman you feel...

 

[homer]

They say you are never too old to do or learn anything. I guess too old is when your 6 feet under...lol

 

[svengali]

Hugh Hefner must be at least 150 years old by now and he is still going strong bonking teenagers (dirty old sod)

 

[Chloe Alexis]

Oldest punter i have had (that still sticks in my mind after more than ten years!). I didn't ask his age, but it was in a geriatric nursing home!!

 

[Bluegrass9]

Okay okay I am working on beating the record.
60 years old now but every day a day older.

And hey when 90 if I am able I will still be needing sex.
I have noticed some establishments do not have two flights of stairs to their main door.

Actually for the first time found one at ground level
Now do not need 15 minutes to get my breath back after all those steps. *lol*

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

I had a regular when I was working 30 years ago, that had the body of 65yo and had fought in the first world war. I challenge ytou to work out how old he had to be.

 

[Dallas]

My guess would be 83

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy my Bro, I suspect you Arrrrrrr very close;- I will go;--- 87
Cheers and Pass the Rum

My guess would be 83

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- MaryAnne;- so how old was this Guy??????????

I had a regular when I was working 30 years ago, that had the body of 65yo and had fought in the first world war. I challenge ytou to work out how old he had to be.

 

[Mary Anne PA]

"Oldest punter i have had (that still sticks in my mind after more than ten years!). I didn't ask his age, but it was in a geriatric nursing home!!"

That's terrific Chloe, I hope you are still around in a couple of years when I get there!

 

[Anastacia]

My oldest client was 86. I had to help him to take clothing off, and he got discount from me. He was happy.-)

 

[sunyun]

Hi All,

I love this thread, it's making me feel almost young again !

I am in my 50s and thought I only had a few punting years left, but now I see that I am only half way there !

I'd love to see the look on the ex's face when I'm 90 and still punting !

 

[Jennifer1993]

The oldest punter I've had was 94 y.o. (75 years older than me). At the beginning of the booking, he said "As much as I'd love to have sex with you, I can't. I'd have a heart attack if I did. I'll be happy with just a good blow job"

 

[Barbosa]

Ayyyyeeee what a great old Pirate he is....... well done for taking the job, Yeeeeeee gotto luv those old Pirates still getting up to there old Tricks

The oldest punter I've had was 94 y.o. (75 years older than me). At the beginning of the booking, he said "As much as I'd love to have sex with you, I can't. I'd have a heart attack if I did. I'll be happy with just a good blow job"

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Happy Pirate 30 years ago it was 1983. Actually last time saw him was 1982.The first world war was in 1915-1919. Lets say 1920 for easy maths. That was 62 years before and her had to be 18 to go to war so I suspect around 81 - 85 years of age.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Thank-you Mary Anne, I calculated he was 87, Dallas said 83, just perfect at 85, now he is a great old soldier, good on him, for soldering onwards, you gotto luv those old guys.
Cheers and Pass the Rum

Happy Pirate 30 years ago it was 1983. Actually last time saw him was 1982.The first world war was in 1915-1919. Lets say 1920 for easy maths. That was 62 years before and her had to be 18 to go to war so I suspect around 81 - 85 years of age.

 

[Mary Anne PA]

Age is just a number. Its not the dog in the fight but the fight in the dog that matters.