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Subject: Generic Drugs
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> In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
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>For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
>Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
>Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
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>The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
>consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
>that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
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>Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
>and of course, Ibepokin.
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>Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
>liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
>suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
>literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
>this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
>"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
>Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
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>Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
>implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means
>that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
>boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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> In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
> name
>
>For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
>Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
>Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
>
>The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
>consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
>that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
>
>Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
>and of course, Ibepokin.
>
>Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
>liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
>suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
>literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
>this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
>"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
>Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
>
>Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
>implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means
>that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
>boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
