Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- What Car has the biggest and best Curves, but runs like an Old granny and sounds like a Hobo on a drinking Binge? A..................VW Beatle

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Those headlights are blinding

 

[Adrianna Lush]

After a few tight screws she doesn't rattle

 

[Adrianna Lush]

My girl guzzles more fuel than HappyPirate does rum! Ahoy!

 

[Adrianna Lush]

When I took her to the drivein movies she just turned off and lay still...tbh I thought she'd like it more.

 

[Happy2]

Mr Ford
"You can have any colour you want as long as its black"

 

[Adrianna Lush]

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- All rise and Applause Adrianna...............well written

My girl guzzles more fuel than HappyPirate does rum! Ahoy!

 

[Adrianna Lush]

What have I started ? Adrianna is going to go into meltdown Slow down girl The thread will still be here tomorrow

Who knows anymore with the new changes!

 

[chibi]

Looks better with her top down

 

[XLNC]

My gangbanger homies don't mind that you've been around the block a few times, they still want to take you for a spin.

 

[XLNC]

Can't find a Shell. DP OK?

 

[XLNC]

I don't mind being rear-ended

 

[XLNC]

I love taking you topless on the highway.

 

[XLNC]

You da bomb, baby... a bloody useless bomb.

 

[XLNC]

I've had enough of your shit. You're going back to the dealer first thing tomorrow.

 

[XLNC]

I don't mind if my mates take her for a ride whenever they feel like.

 

[chibi]

New rack?

 

[XLNC]

...You must have better one's than a mere country Yokel Eh Sven, XLNC?

Yes. Especially the ones who forget their apostrophe lesson.

 

[Happy2]

Yes. Especially the ones who forget their apostrophe lesson.

Mea culpa

 

[chibi]

I've thrown so much money at her, she's a bit high maintenance that one!

 

[Happy2]

I'm going to pull you apart and put you together again And your going to Purr

 

[svengali]

The longer you hang onto it the more it costs and the worse it looks compared to the later models.

 

[Happy2]

The longer you hang onto it the more it costs and the worse it looks compared to the later models.

Then it becomes vintage and all of a sudden those beautiful lines are truly appreciated

 

[Happy2]

I see your the real old model Now where do I insert this crank handle ?

 

[homer]

Your Check Engine light is on.

 

[Happy2]

How old are those rubbers There is mould on them

 

[homer]

Dang! It just blew a gasket.

 

[homer]

Alright pop the bonnet and let's check er out.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- My Old Girl can run-on Pure Alcohol,
which is a good thing, I get to drink the Rum