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The Cock Sighting.... what do you think?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by Mistress Lana, Nov 21, 2018.

  1. Mistress Lana

    Mistress Lana Fairy Godmother Staff Member Forum Manager

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    My boyfriend reckons i have sex on the brain ........
    the pic below is of candle wax that spilt on my table the other day...... i said to my other half i thought it looked like a cock that had just cum.........

    what do u think??

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  2. Tania

    Tania Staff Member Moderator

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    I totally agree with you. Might be time to get his eyes tested lol
     
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  3. happypirate

    happypirate Old pirate Staff Member Forum Manager

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    Looks like a "Dog Bone" toooo me.

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  4. Sherry

    Sherry Staff Member Legend Member

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    Hahahaha trust your candle to resemble a cock Lana:D:D
     
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  5. Sherry

    Sherry Staff Member Legend Member

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    Speaking of things that look like penises......

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  6. Devos

    Devos Silver Member

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    should be checked for sti
     
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  7. Rochelle

    Rochelle Staff Member Moderator

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    A bit too hairy for my liking.......
     
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  8. westy

    westy Mouse chasing Pussy Legend Member

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    I think your boyfriend is a very lucky guy
     
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  9. Cyclone

    Cyclone WILD CHILD Legend Member

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    Penis tree???
     
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  10. Cyclone

    Cyclone WILD CHILD Legend Member

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    This looks like a fun guy
     
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  11. Cyclone

    Cyclone WILD CHILD Legend Member

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    Spitting chips!
     
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  12. Cyclone

    Cyclone WILD CHILD Legend Member

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    Now that's something I could eat! These are no accident....
     
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  13. Sherry

    Sherry Staff Member Legend Member

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    Sausage rolls anyone?
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  14. Sherry

    Sherry Staff Member Legend Member

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    Just because it's xmas.......
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  15. chibi

    chibi Legend Member

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    Speaking of plant-life, anyone remember this one?

     
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  16. Cyclone

    Cyclone WILD CHILD Legend Member

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    OMG.. hillarious (Burkes backyard)
     
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  17. chibi

    chibi Legend Member

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    For those who haven't seen the video, here's the highlights...

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  18. Tania

    Tania Staff Member Moderator

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    Cyclone Penny looks a little penis like bahaha
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  19. chibi

    chibi Legend Member

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    Penny's balls are all red and out of place

    How painful
     
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  20. Phoebe

    Phoebe Legend Member

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    I see your cock and raise you a Vagina....
     
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  21. Cyclone

    Cyclone WILD CHILD Legend Member

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    Corn cob anyone!
     
  22. Cyclone

    Cyclone WILD CHILD Legend Member

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    This architect deserves a medal......
     
  23. Cyclone

    Cyclone WILD CHILD Legend Member

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    this would go well with your vagina!!
     
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  24. Phoebe

    Phoebe Legend Member

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    If DICK is so great, why do some women need payment to touch and play with it? hey explain that one honey buns ? LOL
     
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  25. Farm Boy 2

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    They have a allergy ???
     
  26. Phoebe

    Phoebe Legend Member

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    Nut Allergy ?? is dat?
     
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  27. Farm Boy 2

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    Yes it must be a nut allergy


    Maybe a pork allergy ?
     
  28. Phoebe

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    Get some fork on your pork.....
     
  29. Farm Boy 2

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    Thank Phoebe Pork and Forks a two thing that go together very well, and if you have a bit of a issue with men that is OK with me , women are often on the rough end of the stick .
     
  30. Phoebe

    Phoebe Legend Member

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    OFTEN.... 99.9% of the time.... but Women in Texas have the solution to the problem...
     

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