Sex Jokes & Cartoons... to amuse us !

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  1. homer

    homer Doh! Legend Member

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    Its only true if Cosmo says it's true.
     
  2. DDxoxo

    DDxoxo Live, Love & Believe Moderator

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    I enjoy vacationing in America especially New York, New York...... I was there just before the 2017 elections & my US mates thought it would be hilarious if Trump won!
    " Its only 4 years " they said
    I don't think they are laughing now!


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  3. DDxoxo

    DDxoxo Live, Love & Believe Moderator

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    Naughty Donald for the retweet!



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  4. Joe Ozzie

    Joe Ozzie Gold Member

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    Tolerance is not acceptance
     
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  5. Joe Ozzie

    Joe Ozzie Gold Member

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    Strippers $30

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  6. Cyclone

    Cyclone WILD CHILD Legend Member

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    Life imitating life.
     
  7. Cyclone

    Cyclone WILD CHILD Legend Member

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    made me laugh...
     
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  8. Happy2

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    Laugh YOU?
    Now that IS funny sourpuss
     
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  10. Kate Langtrees

    Kate Langtrees Staff Member Langtrees IT Dept

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    Ahahaha Woody goes buzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Tania Staff Member Moderator

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    Half way through the week.
    Have a great day everyone :)
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  12. Elizabeth1

    Elizabeth1 Silver Member

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    Are you sure you're not playing with your own toys honey!!!!!
     
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    What do you call a lesbian Platypus?........
    Lick a lot a pussy
     
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    Logan 2 Staff Member Silver Member

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    Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life...
     
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  16. Logan 2

    Logan 2 Staff Member Silver Member

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    An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about s*x?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently ", she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"
     
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  17. Logan 2

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    A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
     
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  18. Logan 2

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    Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” says the other cowboy. “What is it?” “Well, it’s where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, ‘boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.’ Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds.”
     
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  19. Happy2

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    A oldie but a goldie
     
  20. happytimes

    happytimes what you see is wat you get and alot more Legend Member

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    what is this 2018????
     

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