Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by DDxoxo, Aug 5, 2014.
LOL reminds me of a story from long ago...lol
A guy called 000 to report that he thought his wife was dead.
The 000 Operator asked why he thought this?
The guy responded...."Well, the sex is the same as always, but the dirty laundry and dishes are piling up."
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What about.........Adelaide and Hobart
Obviously visiting your SITE......is another waste of Time........LOL
Im starting to understand why Pokemon Go is so popular!
How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
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At the bar ....
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding... I'm in Government too. Are you federal or state"?
More interested in seeing the selfie
Love these jokes they definitely make the shift more fun.
Rule # 1 in home work
Roast Chook !!!
Ah the dishes............
One for the girls....
Dating, such a quaint term...
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I would have thought you're supposed to be fucked if there's a rubber involved.
I would have thought in both cases;
There's a sense of anticipation before you start, either a thrill or disappointment during, and afterwards you either wish it had have lasted longer, or shorter.
Is it true that 19 out of 20 people enjoy a "Gang Bang"?
Im sure its true in prison
The newbie or Number 20 would be the odd man out
Gees...you are quick. No flies on you!
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