Sex Jokes & Cartoons... to amuse us !

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  1. Madam Jacqui

    Madam Jacqui Cheeky & Dangerous Moderator

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  2. Joe Ozzie

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    'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'
    The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.'

    'And who was the girl you were with?'
    'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
    "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

    The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
    But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.'
     
  3. lookinglong

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    Sort of makes you what to go there
     
  4. Happy2

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    Should be nice and cheap too Bet there are some good specials at the local Baghdad Hilton ,nearly as cheap as Paris Hilton
    When you going lookinglong
     
  5. Phoebe

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    Q) Whats the difference between the Baghdad Hilton and Paris Hilton?

    A) Paris Hilton has been blown up more times.....
     
  6. Happy2

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    You can buy Paris Hilton love dolls ?
     
  7. Phoebe

    Phoebe Legend Member

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    Hmmm I shall take your word on that one.... ;)
     
  8. holterman

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    not what she meant
     
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  9. gando

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    haha... check this one :) My first post! ^.^
     

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  10. Madam Jacqui

    Madam Jacqui Cheeky & Dangerous Moderator

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    xxxx[​IMG]xxxx​
     
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  11. Phoebe

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    Try Reproductive since this is a sex site and all ;)
     
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  12. lookinglong

    lookinglong Gold Member

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    Not A chance
     
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  13. CanCanz

    CanCanz Silver Member

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  14. lookinglong

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    Pretty Obvious
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  15. homer

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    I did notice the oh my Godzilla in the yellow dress.
     
  16. lookinglong

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    So True
     
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  17. Assholimio

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    Why did the mushroom go to the party?

    Because he is a fungi.
     
  18. lookinglong

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    I didn't break it on purpose ;)
     
  19. lookinglong

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    Nope , Don't have anything like that at my work :(
     
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  20. Lady Lillian

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    A penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

    1. Has to work hard.
    2. Has to work at great depths.
    3. Has to work upside down
    4. Has no ventilation or air conditioned work environment
    5. Has to work in a high humidity environment
    6. Has to work at high temperatures.
    7. Does not get weekends and holidays off.
    8. Does not get time off after extra hours of work.

    Managements reply!

    1. Does not work 8 hours straight during any working period.
    2. Does not immediately answer all requests.
    3. Co-workers often unsatisfied by job performance.
    4. After a short activity period, falls asleep.
    5. Shows no evidence of fidelity at the workplace.
    6. Works better alone than with others.
    7. Does not work unless pushed from behind.
    8. Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.
    9. Sometimes Leaves work too early.

    PROMOTION and RAISE is therefore DENIED. LOL
     
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  21. lookinglong

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  22. Sharaz

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    I really enjoyed reading these jokes, keep them coming LOL
     
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  23. lookinglong

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    Doubt I can make
     
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  24. AndyRew00

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    Oldie but still a goodie......
     
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  25. lookinglong

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    I hope it's tomorrow
     
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  27. Iccicles

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    My god - who is she - and where do i get one? lulz
     
  28. lookinglong

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    Nice LightSaber
     
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