On the hunt for likes... Linda Needs Help!!!

[Phoebe]

Todays Topic PIGS
yes thats right
PIGS
I decided a few weeks ago that i wanted something different ... Not just your average pet...

SO I BOUGHT A PIG

Did it come with handcuffs and a large baton???

 

[Happy2]

Todays Topic PIGS
yes thats right
PIGS
I decided a few weeks ago that i wanted something different ... Not just your average pet...

SO I BOUGHT A PIG

They are so smart and amusing best decision i ever made

And when you are bored with it you can invite us around for a BBQ Mmmm Suckling pig
But a simple roast or pig on a spit is good to I'm not a food snob

 

[HappyPirate]

 

[Happy2]

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Every opportunity eh HP?

 

[Miss Chloe]

Todays Topic PIGS
yes thats right
PIGS
I decided a few weeks ago that i wanted something different ... Not just your average pet...

SO I BOUGHT A PIG

It's so cute!! Now I want a pig haha but no where to put it lol

 

[Farm Boy 2]

I raised pigs once and they can be fun . a word of warning tho ,little pigs have sharp teeth and know how to use then .

I have vaccinated thousands of the little buggers for Parvovirus and Leptospirosis , a lot of wriggling squealing and biting involved

• https://www.daf.qld.gov.au/animal-i...-diseases/a-z-pig-diseases/porcine-parvovirus

 

[Dallas]

I can think of a whole heap of themes that could be posted here.

Dancing in the rain....

Naked rock climbing...



O faces....

Dancing cats....

Tom Cruise on Oprah when he was possessed...

started off like this....



Then it got fun!...

Failed sporting moments....

Gemma Atkinson... just anything

Business signs with a difference...

Fun in the mud pics.....

Cute bondage.....

Surfing....

 

[Happy2]

I can think of a whole heap of themes that could be posted here.

Dancing in the rain....

Naked rock climbing...

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O faces....

Dancing cats....

Tom Cruise on Oprah when he was possessed...

started off like this....

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Then it got fun!...

Failed sporting moments....

Gemma Atkinson... just anything

Business signs with a difference...

Fun in the mud pics.....

Cute bondage.....

Surfing....

You have too much time on your hands Mr D

 

[Dallas]

You have too much time on your hands Mr D

I can mow your lawn and still have time to provide enthralling commentary to our fun forum!

 

[XLNC]

And when you are bored with it you can invite us around for a BBQ Mmmm Suckling pig
But a simple roast or pig on a spit is good to I'm not a food snob

That is exactly what I thought. Instead of abandoning it at the RSPCA animal shelter like a puppy or kitten what lost its cuteness, you can have bacon, ham, pork chops, etc. for weeks. A truly versatile pet. Good thinking, Linda!

 

[Happy2]

That is exactly what I thought. Instead of abandoning it at the RSPCA animal shelter like a puppy or kitten what lost its cuteness, you can have bacon, ham, pork chops, etc. for weeks. A truly versatile pet. Good thinking, Linda!

And if you've eating to much pudding or icecream afterwards You can squeeze out the pancreas you put aside when slaughtering said pig And get your shot of insulin And if you like too much crackling etc Keep a heart valve aside on ice too

 

[XLNC]

And if you've eating to much pudding or icecream afterwards You can squeeze out the pancreas you put aside when slaughtering said pig And get your shot of insulin And if you like too much crackling etc Keep a heart valve aside on ice too

Bravo! Truly a pet that keeps on giving.

 

[Happy2]

Will Linda Unlike us Your XLNC?

 

[XLNC]

I guess we should advise her not to name it. BBQing a pet with a name can be harder than one you just call 'Oi you!'. That's what I've always found anyway.

 

[Happy2]

So what would you avoid naming this luscious piggy Your XLNC
Sweet and Sour or maybe Crackling ?

 

[XLNC]

Trotters?

I'm surprised Homer hasn't hijacked this thread with us. Should be right up his alley.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Guess who back?..........................Yes the ugly twins have returned,,,,,,,Banter/Banter/Banter
In the middle off a Ocean a Captain Pirate has fallen to his knees...................he looks upon the sky and raises his arms to the sky and screamed...................."Ohhh might lord Give Me the strength to endure"

 

[XLNC]

'Ugly'?! Terrible twins, if you please.

Having slept on it, I awoke with trepidation at Linda's reaction to our innocent, well-meaning suggestions. Will she invite us to her BBQ or have our guts for garters?

And what's this moderator approval bizzo about on this and some (but not all) other threads today?

 

[Happy2]

Ahoy;- Guess who back?..........................Yes the ugly twins have returned,,,,,,,Banter/Banter/Banter
In the middle off a Ocean a Captain Pirate has fallen to his knees...................he looks upon the sky and raises his arms to the sky and screamed...................."Ohhh might lord Give Me the strength to endure"
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Oh calm down TOTT we knows youse luvs it

 

[GSPOT]

Eat me?

 

[Happy2]

Eat me?
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I hope thats Weight watchers Chocolate

 

[Phoebe]

Eat me?
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If she is pouring that down her throat that ass wont be that size for too long...

 

[Linda]

THIS IS MY PIG so much cuter than the other kind LOL

 

[Happy2]

View attachment 39489 THIS IS MY PIG so much cuter than the other kind LOL

Mmm just perfect I just loves me some suckling pig

 

[XLNC]

Mmm just perfect I just loves me some suckling pig

Wot a nasty man you are, so insensitive. It is a beloved family pet, not something to joke about like that. I hope Linda forgives your lack of couth and niceness.

 

[Linda]

Its ok XLNC i dont take offense to much

 

[Linda]

And if you've eating to much pudding or icecream afterwards You can squeeze out the pancreas you put aside when slaughtering said pig And get your shot of insulin And if you like too much crackling etc Keep a heart valve aside on ice too

You two are funny this one and the soon to have female will be pets but their offspring are fair game LOL

 

[XLNC]

You two are funny this one and the soon to have female will be pets but their offspring are fair game LOL

You were right, h2, she is a cruel heartless wench, talking about eating their babies and cackling about it. (Shudder!)

 

[Happy2]

You were right, h2, she is a cruel heartless wench, talking about eating their babies and cackling about it. (Shudder!)

True Your XLNC such a evil heart beats beneath such a Beautiful comely wenches veneer
But on the bright side The catering is half done for the next Meet and greet

 

[Gobble_Doc]

i have photos at home i will try and upload them tomorrow so you can all see

Hi Linda,
What happened to the photos of you dressed-up as Baby-Doll from "Sucker Punch"? I'd definitely "like" those!
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