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Mrs Langtrees

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LORD TREV


Trev was born the only son of wealthy cattle farming parents in outback Australia. When he was only six years old, heavy rains caused the crocodile infested river to break its banks and flood the property. His mother fell into the water and drowned while trying to save Trev’s life. He watched in horror as ‘Old Charlie’, the river’s infamous crocodile, took his father while he was trying to rescue the family dog.

For three days, he sat marooned on the roof of the homestead, crying. When eventually the river subsided, Trev came down off the roof and went foraging for food. The few soggy crackers and the tin of beans he found only lasted him a couple of days, so, driven by hunger, he packed his father’s bag and headed for the river, looking for ‘ Old Charlie’.

2 days later…

Trev had just finished skinning his dinner, when he saw a cloud of red dust in the distance. He had never seen a car before, so when he saw it coming towards him, he ran and hid in the barn. He saw an old lady get out of the car and heard her calling a name that brought tears to his eyes. “Mona dear, hello Mona”. Hearing his mother’s name so upset the boy that he grabbed his slingshot and attacked the old lady.

3 hours later …

When the old lady, his grandmother, eventually regained consciousness, she explained who she was and why she had come to visit. Trev in turn told her his story and how he had survived after his parents died. Two days later, they both left the property and flew to Perth where they would live together for many years. He and his grandmother were happy together. The only fly in his ointment was having to wear his grandmother’s shoes to school. Eventually, the laughs and jeers of the other kids got to be too much. He gave the shoes to the dog to chew and never went back to school.

10 years later …

Trev started a job in a slaughter yard where he amazed his boss and fellow workers with his skill as a boner and slicer. They were all curious to know about this lad’s early life, when one day he sat down with them and told them his story, they didn’t believe a word of it. They wondered why Trev was working as a slaughterman when his parents had been so wealthy. This puzzled Trev too, so he asked his grandmother what had happened to his family’s fortune. She admitted that she had received two letters for him some years before but had no idea where they were. After searching the house, Trev found them. They where from a law firm in Perth asking him to contact them as soon as possible.





2 years later …

Trev was now the proud owner of a million acre cattle property, and had to work long and hard to rebuild it. He spent the next 25 years breeding and selling cattle, in the process becoming a very wealthy and powerful man. But without an heir to share his fortune, it all seemed a bit pointless.
He returned to Perth to find a wife and start a family, but he had been single for too long and had no idea how to deal with the ladies. It wasn’t that they didn’t like him – they did. The trouble was that Trev’s only interests were beer and football.

The Brothel.

Trev was no different from any other red-blooded male – he liked sex. He just hadn’t met the right girl. One day he took a trip to Kalgoorlie to visit the famous Hay Street. The sex workers there loved Trev. He was generous and undemanding, often preferring to watch a football match than to dally with the ladies. He soon became a regular at Langtrees 181 and one of their favourites.

Trev is one of the main characters featured on the Langtrees.com website. The actor who plays Trev in the video footage is called Warren.

Warren is 48 and was born and raised in WA. He started at Langtrees.com as a driver 11 years ago and is now the General Manager
of Langtrees Perth.

While Trev is a fictional all-Australian male character, some aspects of Trev’s personality exist in Warren and visa versa. We asked Trev/ Warren a few questions.

Here are a few of Trev’s answers to questions that we think might shed a bit more light on his personality.

(Q) So Trev, what are some of your favourite hobbies?
Trev: Footy, drinking beer and perving.

(Q) What’s your favourite beer ?
Trev: Emu export, wide mouth beer, it goes down quicker!

(Q) What’s your favourite girl Trev?
Trev: Big boobs, long legs and slim waist so you can grab her.

(Q) Are you married Trev?
Trev: It depends on who is asking.

(Q) What’s your favourite food?
Trev: Steak. No bloody fancy stuff for me.

(Q) What was your most embarrassing moment?
Trev: Wearing grandma’s shoes to school.

(Q) What do you think of women?
Trev: Love em all, they’re great for cooking and cleaning. If they’re good looking, they make a nice accessory when you go out. Sex ain’t bad either.

Well, folks, that’s our Trev. Love him or hate him, at least the bastard’s honest.
This is a little fantansy and a little truth Leave it to you to work out which is which.
 
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lickedysplit

I think Trev still yearns for his family and all he really wants is a big cuddle !!!
 
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DDxxx

Lord Trev is happiest with a very cold EMU in his hand,
& a good footy show on TV & a couple of girls around to do his bidding......

ALL HAIL THE LORD OF THE MANOR!!!
THE KING OF HIS CASTLE!!

I wonder what his alter ego Warren loves???
 
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Sharaz

WL Historian
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There is no Alter Ego they are one! LOL Got to luv him though, he has a heart of gold but can be as tough as nails if need be.
 
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