Leaving on a jet plane

[XLNC]

Don't know when I'll if he'll be back again...

CAUTION: Some readers may find this thread offensive or distressing. Reader discretion is advised.

Happy2 is en route to Kota Kinabalu today for a well-deserved holiday, flying MAS.

He saw their ads...

...visited their website...

...but missed the TV cross-promotion:

What might happen during the flight...?

 

[Happy2]

Oi! I am at the international airport right now Reading this crap

 

[Pandar. B. Ear]

Don't worry H2, planes are like tractors, the only time people complain about them is when they break...

 

[XLNC]

Oi! I am at the international airport right now Reading this crap

Oops! I thought you wouldn't see it until your return... If you return.

Wonder who you'll be seated next to?

Just don't annoy your fellow passengers.

 

[Happy2]

Yeah And have you seen my tractor repair bill F*****g Huge

 

[Happy2]

There economy class plebs xlnc

 

[XLNC]

There economy class plebs xlnc

Oooooh, flying fancy schmancy class are we?

I didn't know Pandar was going with you too.

 

[Farm Boy 2]

 

[Happy2]

You can in BUSINESS CLASS well emirates you can

 

[Farm Boy 2]

 

[XLNC]

You can in BUSINESS CLASS well emirates you can

Like this one?

 

[XLNC]

Anyway, enjoy the free booze and other perks -- I hear the passenger always cums First -- but don't overdo it and become dehydrated.

Oh yeah, these photos are probably not suitable for an airport lounge so be discreet.

 

[Thatguy]

Anyway, enjoy the free booze and other perks -- I hear the passenger always cums First -- but don't overdo it and become dehydrated.

Oh yeah, these photos are probably not suitable for an airport lounge so be discreet.

And which airline is thiz????

 

[Pandar. B. Ear]

And remember anyone can skydive once without a parachute...

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy LOL Godzilla attack LOL
Have a good trip H2

Don't know when I'll if he'll be back again...

CAUTION: Some readers may find this thread offensive or distressing. Reader discretion is advised.

Happy2 is en route to Kota Kinabalu today for a well-deserved holiday, flying MAS.

 

[Happy2]

Anyway, enjoy the free booze and other perks -- I hear the passenger always cums First -- but don't overdo it and become dehydrated.

Oh yeah, these photos are probably not suitable for an airport lounge so be discreet.

Too late your XLNC I have just been escorted out
FB you got any room in the shearers quarters

 

[XLNC]

Too late your XLNC I have just been escorted out
FB you got any room in the shearers quarters

Well, as long as you enjoyed your holiday.

 

[Happy2]

Yeah even got a free prostate exam by a federal official with VERY big fingers

 

[scarlett lee]

You guys crack me up, I love coming into work and logging on just to read you giving sh*t to each other. Keep it up!

 

[Thatguy]

You guys crack me up, I love coming into work and logging on just to read you giving sh*t to each other. Keep it up!

You mean you only come visit while your at work...

Sheesh... we are so worth personal time too..

 

[XLNC]

You guys crack me up, I love coming into work and logging on just to read you giving sh*t to each other. Keep it up!

Oh, don't worry, we will.

 

[XLNC]

You mean you only come visit while your at work...

Sheesh... we are so worth personal time too..

Yes, we are, but I don't think she can afford a computer and Interweb connection at home, what with her meagre wages and all.

 

[scarlett lee]

Yes, we are, but I don't she can afford a computer and Interweb connection at home, what with her meagre wages and all.

Yep, it's a struggle hon.

 

[Pandar. B. Ear]

Well I hope H2 has a safe crash er... landing.

 

[Happy2]

You guys crack me up, I love coming into work and logging on just to read you giving sh*t to each other. Keep it up!

Giving S*** to each other Scarlett?
There all just heaping it on poor ol innocent me!
I have never picked on a forum member in my entire tenure as a forum member Never!

 

[billybones]

Giving S*** to each other Scarlett?
There all just heaping it on poor ol innocent me!
I have never picked on a forum member in my entire tenure as a forum member Never!

Please do`t make me drag up some old threads...

Did they stop you from boarding or did you actually make it there??

 

[XLNC]

He said something about an escort fingering him if I recall, so suspect he may have missed his original flight. Or maybe he...

(ignore the typo)

Now if it were me, I'd join the club with a cute hostie by using a smooth pick-up line...

 

[Happy2]

Oil !! Comrade (once known as His xlnc )I was sorry to hear about the coup while I was gone How was the mental readjustment camp
From Lord and master to a pleb eh? How the slightly above average have fallen

And to really rub it in I returned safely Without your unwanted good wishes and helpful hints

This applies to several other mean vicious people as well I remember when this was such a friendly forum.

 

[XLNC]

I'm sorry, do I know you?

Welcome back and I'm glad you struck oil anyway. Whoever you are.

 

[Happy2]

I'm sorry, do I know you?

Welcome back and I'm glad you struck oil anyway. Whoever you are.

Thank you Comrade