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MSOG === Multiple shots on Goat..... if you are in Saudi Arabia.....

I knew an engineer once, and he told me he was run out of Saudi Arabia because they were caught with alcohol, pretty much had to catch the next flight in the morning....mmm I've always been suss on goats cheese!
 
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BOOB's. I WANT BOOBS. I mean I want to touch boobs. I don't want boobs of my own. I just want to touch them.

Titty afflictions...what a perfect name for a porno!

def: Affliction 1. A condition of pain, suffering, or distress: the affliction.....its mental pain most definitely, only being able to look!
 

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Titty afflictions...what a perfect name for a porno!

def: Affliction 1. A condition of pain, suffering, or distress: the affliction.....its mental pain most definitely, only being able to look!
I'd be happy to look right now.
 
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I'd be happy to look right now.

I was looking around online the other day as you do, and noticed a 3d movie, ready to go and run on the oculus....just trying it out in the windows environment let's you look around, but the heads go a bit cone like and distorted, but I can tell you one thing is for sure, those breasts were divine!
 

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I was looking around online the other day as you do, and noticed a 3d movie, ready to go and run on the oculus....just trying it out in the windows environment let's you look around, but the heads go a bit cone like and distorted, but I can tell you one thing is for sure, those breasts were divine!
Haha. It would be alarming to see a 3D vagina distorting into a dark gigantic crevice. I'm sure Tom Baker became trapped in something similar years ago on Dr Who.
 
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Haha. It would be alarming to see a 3D vagina distorting into a dark gigantic crevice. I'm sure Tom Baker became trapped in something similar years ago on Dr Who.

ha ha..Dr Who, I haven't seen that show since the 90's, I heard the next Dr is going to be a woman, I'm not sure if they will set her up like Lara croft, just how sexy can a scarf be let's hope they get creative, I might just get back into it.

argumented reality...there are a few clips out there that support it,...but I don't have any kind of 3d viewing platform like the oculus thingy so it doesn't really matter, but I did think it was cool being able to look around!
 
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BOOB's. I WANT BOOBS. I mean I want to touch boobs. I don't want boobs of my own. I just want to touch them.

BTW, Lana had a boob thread going in her pics section, I was headlong into it till I got my fix, 2 handfulls with some to spare...OMFG....and that was only 1 breast, bigger than your average jo's head!...makes me laugh sometimes just thinking about it, what a wonderful world we live in!
 

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I never saw Lara Croft. Dr Who will no longer be a Time Lord, but a Time Lady, which is fine with me.
But she cannot be American ! Nor can she look like a hip hop singer. She must be polite, British and have some nous about her....hahaha
 

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BTW, Lana had a boob thread going in her pics section, I was headlong into it till I got my fix, 2 handfulls with some to spare...OMFG....and that was only 1 breast, bigger than your average jo's head!...makes me laugh sometimes just thinking about it, what a wonderful world we live in!
A monster breast ! Aarrrghhh ! I hope you didn't bang your head on it ! Sounds like quite an extreme experience !!! Hahaha
 
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A monster breast ! Aarrrghhh ! I hope you didn't bang your head on it ! Sounds like quite an extreme experience !!! Hahaha

extreme was exactly what I wanted/needed, I have had a thing for boobs for a very long time, was doing everything in my might to vent this demon on my life! I love watching breasts hang and slapping them...I totally needed to have that under my belt, its made me a little more centred....in the society we live today everything is sexualized, and if we don't have it/get it, I for one just end up being a frustrated wreak!
 
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I never saw Lara Croft. Dr Who will no longer be a Time Lord, but a Time Lady, which is fine with me.
But she cannot be American ! Nor can she look like a hip hop singer. She must be polite, British and have some nous about her....hahaha

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Jodie Whittikar...your new Dr Who, ....she can land her tardus in my back yard!
 
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I just wanted to iterate about this 3d movie I wrote about earlier, its a 360 movie, not 3d and it works in windows 10 with pretty much any movie, you still get the distortion if it hasn't been filmed in 3d. Theres those 3 dots at the bottom right in the player, the option to select and de select is in there.
 

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I just wanted to iterate about this 3d movie I wrote about earlier, its a 360 movie, not 3d and it works in windows 10 with pretty much any movie, you still get the distortion if it hasn't been filmed in 3d. Theres those 3 dots at the bottom right in the player, the option to select and de select is in there.
I've only seen panoramic photo's .360 Cities is amazing. I never seen a panoramic movie
 
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I've only seen panoramic photo's .360 Cities is amazing. I never seen a panoramic movie

im new to all of this, the 360 puts you in the perspective of the camera with the ability to look around, so placement of the camera has a lot to do with how useful the looking around is.
 

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im new to all of this, the 360 puts you in the perspective of the camera with the ability to look around, so placement of the camera has a lot to do with how useful the looking around is.
Correct. 360 Cities has an awesome gigapixel photo of London taken from the top of the BT building. They also have a great one of New York taken from atop The Empire State Building. With these amazing gigapixel photo's you are able to zoom in to locations several miles away and retain a good picture quality.
But to use panoramic video to simulate a view from between a lovely pair of dangling boobs, the boobs would have to be on the extreme left and right of screen, which means distorted boobs ! Hahaha
 
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Correct. 360 Cities has an awesome gigapixel photo of London taken from the top of the BT building. They also have a great one of New York taken from atop The Empire State Building. You are able to zoom in to locations several miles away and retain a good picture quality.

cool I might just go and have a look at that!
 
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Correct. 360 Cities has an awesome gigapixel photo of London taken from the top of the BT building. They also have a great one of New York taken from atop The Empire State Building. With these amazing gigapixel photo's you are able to zoom in to locations several miles away and retain a good picture quality.
But to use panoramic video to simulate a view from between a lovely pair of dangling boobs, the boobs would have to be on the extreme left and right of screen, which means distorted boobs ! Hahaha

That was cool, I just had a look at trafalga square would be even better with a headset!...
 
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launching into the weekend all, hope you have your fridges stocked with cold beer, liquor cabinet topped up with rum, port and schnapps, meat in the fridge and gas in the bottle...let the weekend begin like mc'gregors speach...with no hesitation...
 

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watching 007 tonight...my name is "pussy galore"...ill have a martini, shaken not stirred! Your a woman of many parts pussy...it got me thinking, as crazy as it sounds but how about having a shag with a girl that's covered in gold paint......there's something a little erotic about that

Interesting!!!
 

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Have you asked her?? You just never know
Yea... she was kinda adventurous when younger, though rather half hearted. Always asking me to finish asap. That was ages ago. Since 6-7 yrs ago... she'd just wanna have missionary only... at home. That is if I'm lucky. Can't remember the last time we were naked together. Rather sad bedroom life... oh well...

Sorry to bring the mood down in this thread.
Next useless funny topic pls....:)
 

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That is a shame but not uncommon in Some long term relationships. Imagine those "lost" opportunities with a relationship that is there and your history and journey .
I hear of similar situations from both men and women equally :(
You are lucky you have been able to discuss it though !!

Don't be distressed, you are NOT bringing the mood down. My understanding is this is a forum of open discussion and to support each other :)
Regards Lacie
 
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Yea... she was kinda adventurous when younger, though rather half hearted. Always asking me to finish asap. That was ages ago. Since 6-7 yrs ago... she'd just wanna have missionary only... at home. That is if I'm lucky. Can't remember the last time we were naked together. Rather sad bedroom life... oh well...

Sorry to bring the mood down in this thread.
Next useless funny topic pls....:)

its a good thing to be able to get it of your chest boredbert, we are all ears in here. With the combined members there is a ton of wisdom! ....someone out there keeps talking of this rum liquid too...✌
 

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its a good thing to be able to get it of your chest boredbert, we are all ears in here. With the combined members there is a ton of wisdom! ....someone out there keeps talking of this rum liquid too...✌

er..... last I checked, mine's still semi transparent creamy white?
 
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