Happy Pirate is Sooo handsome

[Happy2]

Please add your own ending to the line Happy Pirate is sooo handsome

Happy Pirate is so handsome ...
Fabio see's himself as ugly

How clever is this group

 

[Miss Monique]

LMAO I read it all wrong thinking you started a thread saying your handsome the HP and H2 is all to much at times me thinks time for more coffee
If your looking for clever it's not me luv

 

[Happy2]

HP is Sooo handsome Tina Tequila nearly went straight

 

[homer]

HP is so handsome that H2 loses a wheel..

 

[Happy2]

HP is sooo handsome he had to take out his own eye and wear a patch just to give the rest of us a look in with the ladies

 

[homer]

HP is so handsome that his parrot flew to H2's farm to live but was disturbed by H2's unconditional love for his ewes. *pardon the punt*

 

[HappyPirate]

HP is Soooooooo Handsome, I changed my Sex......................

 

[Happy2]

HP is Soooooooo Handsome, I changed my Sex......................

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Happy Pirate is Sooo Handsome I change my sex too

Boy did I read that wrong

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- The Sex Pistols
Friggin in the Riggin w/ Lyrics

 

[bepp]

soundz like ur turning gay H2...u should try b/p plenty of trannies for ur licking...btween HP n H2 it'll b fun times on the gang plank now....r n ting. rubbing n thrusting but who's thrusting who??

 

[Happy2]

HP is sooo handsome Miss M left Adelaide to avoid temptation

 

[Miss Monique]

Yep spot on, a sexy old pirate such a turn on the very thought makes we weak at the knees has to move where no sea in sight as the temptation of the size of his ship to great

 

[homer]

HP is so handsome that H2 puts on his best outfit.

 

[Happy2]

HP is so handsome that H2 puts on his best outfit.

But i save my best white y fronts for you Homie

 

[homer]

But i save my best white y fronts for you Homie

Thanks butt no thanks. I reckon you save your best for HP the pirate so handsome, hide your daughters and your best female ewes.

 

[Happy2]

Happy Pirate is so handsome Pretty ladies turn him down
They're to scared they wont live up to his standards

 

[Happy2]

Happy Pirate is Soooooooooooo handsome
Broken mirrors magically repair themselves so they to can enjoy his gorgeous reflection

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- HP is Sooooooooo Handsome...................
They named a Rum, after him.

 

[Happy2]

Thats just a flat out lie Aitch Pee
I have been willing to stretch the truth for comedic effect
But lordy lordy that is just to bloody much

Plus I know your really only coxswain not captain
Theres always one isn't thete Always one

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Everyone knows.....................Pirates are dis-honest.................LOL
BUT...................I am good-Looking....................................................LOL

 

[Happy2]

When next I'm in Adelaide and at the club
Lets see who gets the free boobie view eh

 

[bepp]

Thats just a flat out lie Aitch Pee



Theres always one isn't thete ?? Always one

there certainly is

 

[DDxoxo]

I need photo proof.....

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Selfie

I need photo proof.....

 

[Happy2]

At last
Honesty from Aitchpee

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Even with a wooden leg, I am still better looking than most Farmers.

 

[Happy2]

You keep on believing that if that's what your therapist recommends AitchPee

 

[Happy2]

Strange place to move this thread go I would have thought
Will any fellas on-site ever look here?

 

[No idea what to do]

Ahoy;- Even with a wooden leg, I am still better looking than most Farmers.

Not understand this thread coz I'm French

But


HARDY HA
Is this the Jake the Peg Middle Leg Happy Pirate?

The Frenchman

 

[HappyPirate]

Not understand this thread coz I'm French
But HARDY HA
Is this the Jake the Peg Middle Leg Happy Pirate?The Frenchman

You Silly Frenchman, The Thread is about me.........
Happy Pirate is Sooo handsome
Because he has a Fukkin PegLeg..................................