Happy 2 and Mistress Lana are getting forum married

Phoebe

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H2 how dare you I wouldn't be seen dead in a red dress like that.... I would of worn heels too not boots... :)
 

XLNC

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H2 how dare you I wouldn't be seen dead in a red dress like that.... I would of worn heels too not boots... :)
Would of?! Would of?!! :mad::banghead::punch::rage:

What an inconsiderate way to ruin an otherwise great long weekend.
 

Happy2

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There, Their, They're. It will all be okay Your XLNC
 

HappyPirate

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This Thread, is a lot of Fun. There not much I can say,
its just a "fabulous and brilliant"
H2 got the prize of the Fabulous Mistress Lana,
Congratulations to both
 

homer

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I thought you got more than boobie prize? The whole of miss Lana, porn collection archive. That's more one can dream of.
 

Happy2

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I wonder what Lana will do now ?
Maybe be resume her career as a Sunday School teacher ?
 

Phoebe

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I wonder what Lana will do now ?
Maybe be resume her career as a Sunday School teacher ?

Maybe we can finally do some housework, wash the car, go for walks etc etc........ TS is a 24/7/365 site... if you miss one post you are toast I tell ya.....

Why the 31st why not extend it to say 31/Dec/2016 and thats it... then it ends with the year and we all start 2017 new and fresh...
 

Happy2

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I have a huge porno collection But I just don't know what happened All the pages are stuck together
Wonder if someone took them outside while it was raining ?
 

Happy2

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Ahoy;- The Pirate always gets the Blame....................WhY?
Because who else is as desperate for porn Than a pirate who's been sailing the great oceans for months at a time with only fellow desperate and lonely men for company Except those of you who had a pretty cabinboy of course
 

Phoebe

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I have a huge porno collection But I just don't know what happened All the pages are stuck together
Wonder if someone took them outside while it was raining ?

You seriously need help...... ;)
 

XLNC

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It's just a pity we won't get to celebrate their first anniversary in 4.5 months. What paper gifts we could have given them!
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It would have been the society event of the year.
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Happy2

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And if we had daylight saving time It would be even closer wouldn't it Eh Phoebe ?
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy Excellent Question XLNC.....................I think Mr H2 would off.............

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XLNC

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Good idea. Homer would, of course, remove the contents before handing over the thoughtful present.
 
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