City v Country

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Both ways are great but But I wouldn't be able to handle city life
But in a humorous line can you tell me why city life is better than the country life
Or Country life is better than the city life?

His XLNC or Jacquie even Aaron should have the perfect answer living in our Bush Capital
 
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Recall the days when the best looking girl in town used to work at the service station.....
 
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happy2 said:
Service station? No service station here
If you see a camera in the country it's probably a tourist
See a camera in Perth Its time to wait for the letter from the revenue squad
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Thats the 2nd best laugh tonight, after seeing whats happening at Domain stadium!!
 
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No service station in the city any more either. You can forget about getting anything to get a broken down vehicle moving from the petrol stations, but condoms are readily available.
Cars that are running are not moving a lot of the time. Stuck in traffic. Right, now I see why they sell condoms.
 
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MrLittle said:
No service station in the city any more either. You can forget about getting anything to get a broken down vehicle moving from the petrol stations, but condoms are readily available.
Cars that are running are not moving a lot of the time. Stuck in traffic. Right, now I see why they sell condoms.
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In the country you hope they use those condoms at the petrol station As we are being screwed every time we buy petrol
 
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happy2 said:
In the country you hope they use those condoms at the petrol station As we are being screwed every time we buy petrol
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But don't forget - if you get 10 kms out of each litre in the country, in the city you might only move 1 km at times. :(
 
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If I was going to live in the country I would sooner go live on the Eyre Highway in the middle on nowhere, nearest neighbor 100 odd kilometers away... Perfect....
 
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I know you need fuel for farming equipment. People burn lots of fuel each week getting to their workplace.

Fuel in city v country - both sh1t expensive
happy2 said:
Both ways are great but But I wouldn't be able to handle city life
But in a humorous line can you tell me why city life is better than the country life....
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I like this thread subject and purpose and hope that it retains a humorous feel. :)
 
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MrLittle said:
I know you need fuel for farming equipment. People burn lots of fuel each week getting to their workplace.

Fuel in city v country - both sh1t expensive


I like this thread subject and purpose and hope that it retains a humorous feel. :)
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Yes I'm easy pleased Even a smiley face will do me
 
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MrLittle said:
I know you need fuel for farming equipment. People burn lots of fuel each week getting to their workplace.

Fuel in city v country - both sh1t expensive


I like this thread subject and purpose and hope that it retains a humorous feel. :)
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Is that for your rotary ho ???
 
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happy2 said:
In the country you will never starve Just take one big breath with mouth open And you've swallowed enough flies to keep you going all day
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I have done a lot of country and interstate drives, there is not many roads between perth and sydney that I have not driven down except the princess highway from Kiama to Moe ... most other ones I have done...

The drive from Perth to Kal is great love that drive...
 
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Country life all the way. I could never live in the Smog Smelly Flatlands again. Us country folk are a lot more chilled and though always busy we aren't in a rush all the time.

Moving to the country, going to eat me lot of peaches
 
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Tania said:
Country life all the way. I could never live in the Smog Smelly Flatlands again. Us country folk are a lot more chilled and though always busy we aren't in a rush all the time.

Moving to the country, going to eat me lot of peaches
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Speaking of peaches how are yours Tania ;) LOL :smug::shy:
 
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I love peaches, but I'm a city boy myself. I love hustle and bustle and noise and people and horns honking. Nothing inspires like a nice city scape and seeing buildings and activity.

Silence and nature sets my teeth on edge. I can stand it, but I need to "recharge" back in the city.
 
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User184 said:
I love peaches, but I'm a city boy myself. I love hustle and bustle and noise and people and horns honking. Nothing inspires like a nice city scape and seeing buildings and activity.

Silence and nature sets my teeth on edge. I can stand it, but I need to "recharge" back in the city.
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I see that when city people stay here a while
" Oh it's so peaceful" 4-5 days later they can't wait for their city fix
Living in country You see someone with a rifle You don't automatically run for cover fearing for your life
 
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