Ahoy; This story is a lot of Fun, “Model 'too tired to do community service'

HappyPirate

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https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/24252179/model-too-tired-to-work/
Keep in mind this article is about a 20 year female model, “who is blonde”
Personally I think “if you do the crime, you should do the time”
A model who was handed 400 hours of community service for attacking two police officers has refused to fulfil her punishment, saying the work makes her "too tired". Sophie Dalzell was sentenced to do the unpaid work in 2012 and still had about 180 hours of work to do, the Manchester Evening News reported. However, the 20-year-old said that the 8am to 4pm work schedules were "a waste of a day" and that she couldn't fulfil the duties. She was required to pick up litter and rake leaves. Dalzell, who had also missed probation meetings so she could get breast enlargement surgery in Sweden, had not carried out any of the work in seven months. “To me, my boobs and my appearance are more important than the law because my career depends on it," Dalzell told the Manchester Evening News. “The most I work is usually around two days a week.
“I don’t think the courts should be able to put me on community service because I find it too hard and tiring. “The days are too long and the work is too physical for me, compared to what I’m used to.” The woman has been no stranger to trouble in the past two years. Dalzell faced court last week for missing two probation appointments in January. She got off the charge after providing a letter from her doctor which revealed she had breast augmentation surgery at the time. She was also fined for refusing to wear an electronic tag in a different case.

model1.jpg Here Arrrr Pic`s of Sophie Dalzell model5.jpg model3.jpg model.jpg model2.jpg
 

XLNC

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I think she makes some good points. Boobs are more important than the law, dammit! And a two-day work week sounds very progressive, the ACTU should take it to the Fair Work Commission for improved work/life balance -- 'life is for living, not working, yay!' (bounce bounce, jiggle jiggle)

Hope she sticks to her guns (bazookas), though I suspect her cell-mates 'Butch' Cassidy (aka the Creepy Carpet-muncher) and the unnaturally hirsute Hagar 'The Horrible' Hoover may end up altering her perspective on life.
 

Madam Tracey

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Are there really women out there in the world that are that dumb....and get away with it.
She would want to be an awesome f**k, as she does not have much else going for her.
Why do I think she would be a starfish in bed?
 

DitaTempest1

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If an individual can't be bothered going to the effort of doing community service, or you know, having nipples....Well I guess it's their own call.... May her boobs defy not just civil law but also the laws of gravity... Unfortunately, m'lovely, I get the sneaking suspicion that they may both be lurking (perhaps even with an irate pair of nipples) just around the corner. Ignore your consequences all you like Sweetie. Like your feet, you may not be able to see them right now, but that doesn't mean they're not there...
 
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