A good laugh found on Gumtree

[Miss Monique]

Thought this was to good not to share will copy and paste as it's sure to be removed
They also had a ad titled Kinky Clean nude cleaning and its by a male

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/port...ess-services/private-services-24-7/1118668873

• RELAXATION SERVICE
• - HANDYSTROKE SERVICE
• - RIMJOBORAL SERVICE
• - FRONTDOORENTRY SRERVICE
• - BACKDOORENTRY SERVICE

Accreditation:
Best cylinder HEADJOBS
LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU

ANYTHING YOU DESIRE

ALL FET ISH SERVICES

COUPLES SERVICES

HOURLY RATES START AT $250

PLEASURE IS MY NAME

CUM PLAY IS MY GAME

 

[Jimmy long]

Yep, already gone

 

[Happy2]

Humorous find Miss M

 

[AndyRew00]

Some of that stuff I could do, for a few penny's

 

[Miss Monique]

Shame ad was pulled I liked the creative use of words

 

[Happy2]

If it was so well written
Are we all thinking it was His XLNC Who placed the advert ?

 

[Miss Monique]

Yes could be XLNC he hasn't been on holidays just moonlighting as a naked cleaner in Adelaide offering his kinky services.
I wonder if a tickle with the feather duster is included or perhaps that may be classed as an extra