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10 THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT ASK AN ESCORT

Discussion in 'The Langtrees NEWS Darwin: Perth: Canberra:' started by Joe Ozzie, Nov 6, 2017.

  1. Joe Ozzie

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    Are you as good in bed as your mother ?
     
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  3. Miss Monique

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    I don't have an issue with many of these. The 2 that bother me the most are can I have a pic or discount that's when they politely told on your bike this is not haggle co. The classic ones are can you suck cock well mmmmm read my reviews dick head's just flip past the fang ones lol
    More than half the men theses days have no idea how to read, what having manner is or any form of social etiquette they behave worse then cave men
     
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    Hello FANG;)..
     
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    Do you charge by the inch?
    If so I expect a really really big discount
     
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  6. Miss Monique

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    Hello darling blue tractor

    I shack my head when they ask about are you good at cock sucking like who in their right minds asks this crap and funny thing is every review I have read on my self its cock sucking or anal are mentioned the last one had me it fits of laughter at the I'm a dirty girl and enthusiastic and here all this time I'm thinking I'm a prude with sharp Fang's that get a bit to excited when I have a big juicy piece of meat in front of me
     
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    Hello Fang
    You'll never please everyone No matter how good, generous or professional you are

    But you have one extra many girls dont
    You are genuine
    Just file those teeth down occasionally Eh?
     
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  8. Joe Ozzie

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    YES she can!!! Brilliantly :D
     
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    What a stupid question to ask! Really the person needs to have their head read. Next time she might bite his dick for good measure. hehehe
     
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    Is this you ging lol in disguise again
    I think you will find Joe Ozzie was saying she as in me can suck cock brilliantly
    I read the lift your game post and peppermint tea not a turn on in fact peppermint will give a burning sensation to the sensitive skin around the penis.

    Thank goodness I don't need to life my game when it comes to cock sucking and no need to please a pillow
     
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  11. Joe Ozzie

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    1,000% complimentary to MM :)
     
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    Private joke maybe But Monique will be even better in a decade or so when she loses those front teeth
    What you reckon Fang?
     
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    Family one reminds me of a girl we had working for us, she said to me when I called in:

    "Geez, those cameras are brilliant. Took a booking, thought the car looked familiar so checked the camera and it's my bloody nephew. Didn't open the door and texted him previous booking had booked an extra hour then I'm done for the day. Fortunately he left!"
     
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  14. Elizabeth1

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    Ahahaha. It wan't me that made the comments about the peppermint te hun
     
  15. Tania

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    As a receptionist I get irked when single Male friends ask me if I can get them a discount.
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