lou reed and take a walk on the wild side.

[scarface]

I was going to post this with the master master post but the thing that happened to me with that girl brought back a memory of something that happened to me a few years ago. It revolted me and still makes me feel queezy.
I had been at this party and it was very late perhaps 2.00am and got talking to this absolute stunner. She was fairly skinny but had a beut face.We ended up walking back to her house about half an hour away. We had both had a fair bit to drink i suppose my sences and perhaps vision a little impaired.

Anyway we got to her house we had both been dancing and were pretty sweaty. So she said lets have a shower together we had a quick embrace . The lights were all dim, staggered into the shower pulled my clothing off and hers got into the shower . We started soaping each other . Anyway i started doing my midnight cowboy trick and put my hands down to where i hoped to find a inviting and eager vagina.
Well to my horror and astonishment i found nothing but a frikin dick taped up behind its ass.

My natural reaction unfortunately was violent and i pushed it straight through screen it fell head over heels wimpering and cowering. YUk Yuk.

I ran all the way home and had a shower for about four hours and cleaned my teeth raw.

I do not have any probs with cross gender but hey they gotta tell you, cos i sure ain't into that sorta stuff.

So you can see why i am a little terrified of weirdness. I am a mans man.And a women has gotta be 100% genuine......